Blogging from Shaynadhs ex oh ex oh.
Did a junk food run from her house in the back arse of nowhere (Killorglin) to Supervalu in the back arse of nowhere (Killorglin).
Also her brother said I was skinny and it made me more happy than it should have but I don’t care because I am happy :3
Now we are all cosy’d up in front of the fire watching that 70s show reruns.
I fucking love Easter.
It was indeed a cosy fire.
Guys don’t drunk text. Ever. This has been a PSA.
I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.”
and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”
if i ever get a horse im naming it lana del neigh
literally buy me a cat and i will seriously do anything you ask me to
this website is so fucked up
dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it
that post was definitely worth reading
UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE
Why would I paint a tree though
that gif is so usefUL
there are lots of…things happening in florida lately
Y’all done fucked around and rolled a 3 in Jumanji
I want companionship but I hate people
if you feel this way, you’re probably an introvert! because an introvert’s brain stays at a higher state of arousal than an extrovert, lots of socializing can cause overstimulation (which translates into feeling overwhelmed). this is why introverts do well with just a few strong relationships and need lots of alone time to recharge after being around people.
introverts make up around 30% of the population, but that number is likely much higher on Tumblr (it’s an activity that attracts introverts).
When I die, put this tweet on my tombstone.
wake up open the curtains
take a shower then dry my hair
come down stairs ready for breakfast
greet the mailman
that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.
lol they look like they’re trying to kill a fly.
flies and spiders