sofuckinfunny:

Blogging from Shaynadhs ex oh ex oh.

Did a junk food run from her house in the back arse of nowhere (Killorglin) to Supervalu in the back arse of nowhere (Killorglin).

Also her brother said I was skinny and it made me more happy than it should have but I don’t care because I am happy :3

Now we are all cosy’d up in front of the fire watching that 70s show reruns.

I fucking love Easter.

It was indeed a cosy fire. 

Guys don’t drunk text. Ever. This has been a PSA.

celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

(Source: mistress-laufeyson)

santanist:

if i ever get a horse im naming it lana del neigh

castielsteenwolf:

castielsteenwolf:

literally buy me a cat and i will seriously do anything you ask me to

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this website is so fucked up

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

Why would I paint a tree though


quentintortellini:

monster—zero:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

forever21jumpstreet:

speroni-baloney:

crazyfilipino:

that gif is so usefUL 

there are lots of…things happening in florida lately

Y’all done fucked around and rolled a 3 in Jumanji

(Source: m45c)


foxyj26:

lacigreen:

miaman:

I want companionship but I hate people

if you feel this way, you’re probably an introvert!  because an introvert’s brain stays at a higher state of arousal than an extrovert, lots of socializing can cause overstimulation (which translates into feeling overwhelmed).  this is why introverts do well with just a few strong relationships and need lots of alone time to recharge after being around people.

introverts make up around 30% of the population, but that number is likely much higher on Tumblr (it’s an activity that attracts introverts).

Me

heyalexwilliams:

When I die, put this tweet on my tombstone.

How to color eggs with onion shells.

wewantwow:

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This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.

highkeygay:

wake up open the curtains

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take a shower then dry my hair

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come down stairs ready for breakfast

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greet the mailman

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lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

anunexpectedhotdwarf:

herlittlemindpalace:

lol they look like they’re trying to kill a fly.

flies and spiders

sasstiel-sassbutt:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

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pureblood

this post just got 209348451 times better okay

(Source: hufflepuffinthetardis)