need more friends who will
- hang out in lingerie and drink wine w me
- go on midnight walks w me
- make art w me/ inspire me/ let me photograph them
- dance w me
who the fuck hangs out in lingerie and drinks wine
You know why women often say “nothing’s wrong” when something is definitely bothering them
It’s because men have been belittling, minimizing and mocking our emotions forever
And we are socialized to be as passive and undemanding and selfless as possible, and not to run any risk of bothering or angering a man lest he abandon or hurt us
It’s not passive aggression, it is fear
oh my god
it’s not passive aggression, it is fear
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
equestrians: probably the only group of people who will spend hundreds of dollars on expensive clothes and shoes just to essentially go roll around in the dirt in said clothes and shoes.
SEE THEY’RE HAVING FUN WITH IT, NOW ALL YA’LL GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND STOP TEARING DOWN WOMEN TO RAISE OTHER WOMEN UP.
YES SOMEONE SAID IT THANK YOU
Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you
also just so we’re clear if you say “shut up” and i say “make me” that is most definitely an invitation to make out with me
REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S
my weapon of choice during school yard fights
If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.