smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

(Source: cephalodogs)

goreting:

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

at least

virginsacrificer:

i thought i was the only horny sarcastic introverted genius third wheel stuck up asshole until i discovered this blue internet support group and i’ve been an active member of it since then

milkshakeprincess:

when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff

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(Source: sideponytailanimewife)

davesproot:

cobrastein:

ghostlycoos:

RELEASE THE PIGEONS

the person that goes running after them omfg

"Archimedes, no!"

(Source: faizebeleth)

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

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ur school wins

amischiefofmice:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS WHEN THEY COME TO PICK HIM UP AAAAAAAA

I bet he was SO EXCITED and was starting to get that fear that they would not actually show up but they did and he’s so happy its time to spend the day with friends!!!

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic)

urgentcum:

types of friends:

  • the hot one
  • the skinny one
  • the skinny hot one
  • the obligation
  • the hater
  • the past
  • the one you actually like

ohgodbenny:

STOP TEASING YOUR FAN BENEDICT

  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

captain-awesomeee:

girl-youakiller:

yogihoagie:

I will reblog this every fucking time.

i would run to this desk in school man, just imagine being stoned and looking at all your childhood shows just wow

This desk. All my childhood programs 

(Source: 12peachroses)


queen-juvia:

this is my favorite thing of the day

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)